(2)Supporting teams like arsenal and liverpool fc,will kill you faster than a bullet
(3)You accepted his engagement ring five years ago,yet even now there is no wedding,my dear you are not,lord of the rings,retain his ring and move on
(4)You understand some people in zambia,you need to start watching animal planet
(5)if you cant take care of her then let her go,do you think she will eat love?
"may my son be treated like i treat other guys."
(7)"bossoms And bottoms" may give you boys and money but brains and ambition will give you respect and achievements
(8)your boyfriend/girlfriend is on twitter, skype, badoo,eskimi,whatsapp etc,believe me you are still single
(9)if kuichaila by slap dee was a national anthem, would u miss assembly?
(10)shout out to all the guys who walk 5 rows just to hold a girl,in church when the pastor says hug your neighbour
(11)During ano hour of swimming in a pool, you will injest 1/12litres of Urine
(12)Annually you swallow 5insects while sleeping.
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